Friday, October 12, 2007
Starbucks is Stealing My Money!
How do they do it? I don’t even drink coffee but they manage to get their hands in my pocket at least once a week. It’s about $5 each time.
When they plunked their new shop in my neighborhood between me and the beach I thought, “HA! You’ll never get me!” Now I seem to be eating my words. They laugh their sinister laugh each time I waddle past them and am unable to resist their sucking force field.
Today they took almost $20! After I bought my mocha, I was compelled to buy this giant mug to drink tea in my studio.
Isn't it cute?
Oh, if only there were somewhere else to spend my nonexistant money! Oh, help. If anyone has the antidote let me know…