Fucking Pain Chart

I made a fucking Pain Chart today. I feel some fucking level of fucking pain every fucking day from muscles, arthritis, carpel tunnel et-fucking-cetera. Most fucking things cause some level of fucking pain including any fucking thing I like to do... which really sucks balls. My newly found fun of hooping fucking well causes my hips to fucking ache. I feel like I could fuck'n well scream. I call no fucking fair because this is completely fucking sucktastic. The fucking pain chart will hopefully show me exactly what leads to what fucking pain I have the next day, then hopefully I will be able to minimize it.

And you may have noticed my colourful new language. Apparently cursing can help relieve pain according to this news article. Funny how things work. I found that article today, the day I made the Fucking Pain Chart.