Sorry, no pictures for this one!
So, it's been a year since my bone marrow transplant. This means that I no longer have my own blood or immune system. I have my brother's. (too weird). I am in remission and things are going well. This does not mean I'm back to normal, unfortunately. I have to take stacks of pills to keep the marrow rejection from consuming my body. I have multiple health problems due to this, but one is more sensitive than the rest.
My vagina is having "issues".
So my vagina is having "issues" and was prescribed a topical steroid cream. Let's think about this concept?
Does this mean I can have a swinging sex life with my vagina having the power of 3? Will there be mood swings, unbridled energy, endurance tests or withdrawl? I imagine those little barbells I've heard about, helping create a Super Vagina. A Super Vagina! On me!
The good things never end around here. Unfortunately my Super Vagina is tired and taking it easy right now. It's not really interested in any extracurricular activities.
I'm pretty sure when it is interested again I will be sending out party invites.
Okay...maybe to only one person.
13 comments:
Grab a cape for that super vagina of yours & soon it vagina will be leap tall buildings in a single bound.
I think a crime fighting vagina team would be stellar!
And of course yours is tired. It's been busy saving things! ;).
Thanks for sparing us the photo.
Oops excuse my spelling mistakes. Blame it on the fact I haven't typed the word vagina in awhile.
Maybe you should take your vagina on a vacation....you know, some relaxing time :)
We can't all be super vagina's all the time! :)
Maybe your vagina needs a nice long vacation...you know, "relax".
We can't all be super vagina's all the time!
This post had me *dying* laughing trying *not* to picture labia doing push ups.
Also, your Moo cards went in the mail today.
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Does this mean your vagina has a split personality....the male side will be done in 5 mins, want to scratch itself and then roll over and go to sleep....and the femine persona will need to talk first, perhaps some aspirin for those "I have a headache nights" and cuddle after... I like to think that after giving birth all women have super vaginas....yours is just more talked about...good on you.
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