Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Sweet

I made an epic discovery yesterday. Seriously. Epic.

I've been out of commission for so long that I've been wondering how to meet men again. Everyone I know keeps saying, the internet, but I'm not really down with that. Not sure why. I'd just like to meet someone al fresco. I've been thinking of where or when that might occur or how to make that happen, when BAM, I stumbled upon the answer by accident.

I was walking from the grocery store to the car holding a cheesecake. I had parked quite far away so I would get a walk in as well as getting my son's birthday cake. Apparently the wild and white whipping cream nestled beside the sensuously glazed strawberries was irresistible to the other gender. Every one of them that passed by rubber necked, ogled and cooed. "Mmmmm, that looks good", with a devilish look in their eye. It was a little like the Red Sea parting as everyone moved out of my way but at the same time couldn't keep their eyes off me. I, with that cake, was stunning!

With the reactions I received, you would almost think I had been walking down the street naked with the whipping cream on my nipples.

Not that I'm opposed to that.

6 comments:

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

They always say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach! Whipped cream sounds like a good idea!

Amity said...

Haha. Fantastic. Will have to give that a go!

Cherry Tart Design said...

What man would resist whip cream? I think you're on to something!

Neil Wiernik said...

but of course that would happen...what would make you think other wise your a very pretty women!!! but I guess that coming from a guy across the country is not the same as if I was drooling in the parking lot at your whipped creamed self ;)
Im happy that you got that much needed validation as honestly you deserve it!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Rubber necked, haha.
Probably because of the woman, not because of the cake (except perhaps very old men). Trust me. I know how we men tick.

Jens.

Autonomous Artisans said...

Oo La La! How do you know it was the cake they were swooning over? You're HOT an you know it. Maybe the cake just allowed them to look without feeling like they were perving on you.