I made an epic discovery yesterday. Seriously. Epic.
I've been out of commission for so long that I've been wondering how to meet men again. Everyone I know keeps saying, the internet, but I'm not really down with that. Not sure why. I'd just like to meet someone al fresco. I've been thinking of where or when that might occur or how to make that happen, when BAM, I stumbled upon the answer by accident.
I was walking from the grocery store to the car holding a cheesecake. I had parked quite far away so I would get a walk in as well as getting my son's birthday cake. Apparently the wild and white whipping cream nestled beside the sensuously glazed strawberries was irresistible to the other gender. Every one of them that passed by rubber necked, ogled and cooed. "Mmmmm, that looks good", with a devilish look in their eye. It was a little like the Red Sea parting as everyone moved out of my way but at the same time couldn't keep their eyes off me. I, with that cake, was stunning!
With the reactions I received, you would almost think I had been walking down the street naked with the whipping cream on my nipples.
Not that I'm opposed to that.