Thursday, November 8, 2007

Vagina Update -WARNING- too much information

Well, here I am, peeking out of my hole. Thanks everyone for the kind comments. I'm not sure how to write this as I haven't finished mentally processing my gynecologist's news yet, but I'll try.

I was expecting another routine exam where everything would be fine. I've been having a lot of problems with GVH which you can read about on my side bar <-------- if you need to. My brothers stem cells are attacking me but mostly it's under control. One of the places affected is my Vagina. (Vagina gets capitalized because it's important) I've been experiencing what I can only describe as being scalded "down there". It's been red and hurts like a @!#&! This is a chronic problem but I've been hopeful it will heal and my body will get better overall.

The good news is that it has healed a great deal. The bad news is there is a lot of scar tissue and if I ever want to have sex again, I will need surgery. She wouldn't even insert the "woman probe" (sorry, too upset to deal with proper medical terminology) because she couldn't. She said I literally could not have sex if I tried.

Fuck. This is the worst thing that has happened to me in, forever. Correction, I'm taking this harder than anything in recent memory, including being told I had leukemia.



Kelly Kane said...

Terrible news!! I totally understand you're anger about this whole sex-less situation.

How terrible is this operation? Is it something do-able?

I can't even imagine what you're going thru. I thought menopause was difficult, but this takes the cake! I feel like you should write a letter to Oprah about your "va-jay-jay" and see if she can fix it for you... save the Vaginas!

I've been thinking of you lots and checking my gmail a bajillion times a day to see if you sent me a reply. Let me know what I can do, I sent you a random joke, but it was terrible.

I've got to get some sleep. Please let me know if there's anything I can do to cheer you up.



Bohemian Chic said...

There is alot going on and its all so much...if its not one thing, its your vagina..(I am not trying to be funny, it came out wrong)..I think you have every right to be upset by this news, it's so unfair...but you know docs...they love to present the worse case and then they tell your options...but there is an option..just not right need to rest and focus on the positive..Your Healing!!!, it is taking sometime and it's toll..but your getting better..slowly. When your up to it..have the you will be the first on your block to have a custom designer vagina...maybe you will have all sorts of color, make and model...start a new trend..everyone will want one. You have always been able to take the bad and put a positive twist on it In the mean time, there is other stuff you can do..awkward gropping and french kissing is nice if the opportunity presents itself(spill the beans girl, who is he)...if hes smart he will know your worth the wait.I think you have been holding back some juicy details...did you find a new slipper boy???

BaldyLocks said...

New slipper boy? Sorry, slipper boy and I (AHEM), I mean Chemo girl, were never that close.

I wish I had some dirty little details to spill but if I did I wouldn't have needed the gyno to tell me.

I haven't seen any cute Dr.s roaming by these days. I think I need to get out of the house.

Hmmmm. I like your suggestions,though.


Bohemian Chic said...

Bet I made you at least smile for a work is back to the lab(studio) to creat a designer vagina to sell on Etsy...we could have all sorts of colors and depending on her (your) mood..perhaps FiFi the french version can wear a berret and talk with an accent...hmmmmm

Skully said...
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Skully said...

I reckon the best plan of action is, leave everything to heal and see what's what once everything has repaired itself. Body's can do some amazing things if given the chance. And anyway, who said sex was all about penetration?

Real diva designs, I'm liking the designer vagina idea! I'm not sure about Fifi though, woolly berets can be very itchy! I'm also not sure I'd be comfortable with a talking hoo-hoo! Imagine if it butted in when you were talking to someone? That would be a bit disconcerting for both parties hehehe.

Sorry I had to take down my email... I got a couple of unwanted replies to it hehehehe...

Agent M. said...

Fuck is right! I'm so sorry. I swear if I meet any hot doc's who do housecalls, emphasis on the word "do", I'm sending them your way.

Oh man, oh man, oh man.

Anonymous said...

"designer vagina" is the phrase du jour - hell, phrase du year. "Woman probe" is a close second.