Monday, June 30, 2008

Dream Job

I think I may have stumbled upon a dream job I never knew I wanted. This titillating job offer is from Craigslist s.f.bayarea.

"I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred."

10 comments:

Kelly Kane said...

Ha ha!!!!!!

Julie said...

This has to be one of the funniest ads I have ever read. I can understand why it would be a dream job for you - would be for me too. (Although I am normally very sweet by nature - would be an awesome stress reliever for me.)

Andrea Q said...

Seriously?! That's an awesome ad!

High Desert Diva said...

Ha! I love Craigslist!

I see the gnomes being resurrected here...

jodie nicholson said...

I totally want to be a nemisis! How cool would that be on the resume.

And here I am doing all that stuff for nothin'!

Victoria said...

What a hoot!

Jess (aka LittleBunny) said...

that is the best ad ever! if you have the free time i think it would be a blast.

T.Allen-Mercado said...

What a great add...what a great job!

GoToGreatPanes, aka GoTo said...

Wow--I'd love that job! What a kick!

Michelle J said...

That is great! Funny that we all think we'd be good at that job huh? Well, at least i think i would! I AM MEAN!!!
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