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I hereby decree, that anyone who has had cancer or any other sucky asshole health malady (yes, health conditions will now all be defined and referred to as assholes) shall no longer to be subject to any airborne or surface spread pathogens.

Unbelievable. I've done my time. I've suffered many ailments. Why don't we just add insult to injury with this half assed attempt to kill me (aka, a cold).